{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"dont-say-poopy-hardcover","title":"Don't Say Poopy — Hardcover","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA very polite book. It's tidy. It's clean. There's a bunny, a duck, a cloud, and a tree. And there is absolutely nothing in here that is naughty. Trust us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e(It has the word poopy in it. And one other word that doesn't rhyme with anything.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA fussy narrator is trying to get through a very nice book, and the rude words keep sneaking in. The page turn cuts POO— in half. DIARRHEA shows up where the rhyme should be. And whoever is reading out loud has to say every single one. That's the whole trick, and it's why kids ask for it every night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe book:\u003c\/strong\u003e Real hardcover, case-bound, no dust jacket to lose. 11\" × 8.5\" landscape. 32 full-color pages on thick 157gsm matte art paper. Ages 3–7.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe words:\u003c\/strong\u003e Poopy, diarrhea, mud, butt, booger, toot, stinky. That's the complete list. Nothing mean, nobody gets hurt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-order:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships December 2026. Cancel any time before it ships for a full refund. If it isn't in the mail by January 31, 2027, you get every dollar back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48153005228195,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0778\/4670\/8387\/files\/cover_081377d4-26b7-475c-b744-0f0e82a265b8.jpg?v=1789578064"}],"url":"https:\/\/dontsaypoopy.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Don't Say Poopy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}