Don't Say Poopy — Hardcover

A very polite book. It's tidy. It's clean. There's a bunny, a duck, a cloud, and a tree. And there is absolutely nothing in here that is naughty. Trust us.

(It has the word poopy in it. And one other word that doesn't rhyme with anything.)

A fussy narrator is trying to get through a very nice book, and the rude words keep sneaking in. The page turn cuts POO— in half. DIARRHEA shows up where the rhyme should be. And whoever is reading out loud has to say every single one. That's the whole trick, and it's why kids ask for it every night.

The book: Real hardcover, case-bound, no dust jacket to lose. 11" × 8.5" landscape. 32 full-color pages on thick 157gsm matte art paper. Ages 3–7.

The words: Poopy, diarrhea, mud, butt, booger, toot, stinky. That's the complete list. Nothing mean, nobody gets hurt.

Pre-order: Ships December 2026. Cancel any time before it ships for a full refund. If it isn't in the mail by January 31, 2027, you get every dollar back.